“Y’all chasing head, even the ducks out here focused on da bread.”
A modern-day parable in meme form, the Duck in Court Tee combines Renaissance courtroom drama with streetwise duck logic. One side pleads for decorum. The other? Pure fowl hustle.
Front Graphic: 🧑⚖️ A powdered judge begging for peace 🦆 A duck spitting facts 🥖 Bread metaphors that hit too close to home
Why you need it:
Ducks > defendants
Bread > excuses
This shirt? > all your other shirts
Specs:
100% cotton justice
Unisex fit, no jury required
May cause uncontrollable quoting in public
Secure the bag. Silence the courtroom. Let the duck speak.
