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The Tong Tee

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That’s not a threat—it’s a warning.

The Tong Tee features everyone’s favorite smooth-skinned menace: a humanoid bat-wielding emoji come to life, staring deep into your soul with the enthusiasm of a cartoon character who’s just snapped. No context, no mercy—just tong.

Why it's legendary:

• Captures the exact energy of unhinged internet chaos

• Equal parts adorable and mildly terrifying

• Wears Crocs in spirit, but swings like a menace

Perfect for:

• Meme lords and late-night scrollers

• People who love violence, but make it silly

• Anyone who laughs at “tong” without needing an explanation

Specs:

• 100% cotton, 0% chill

• Unisex fit for all who fear or follow the tong

• Hand wash cold… like your emotional state after seeing this

Don’t ask what it means. Just feel it.
Tong your way through the day.