Behold The Senior Stretch—a glorious tribute to every old mate squinting at their phone like it's in another postcode. With glasses down, knees bent, and arm fully extended, this tee captures the exact moment eyesight betrayed him.
Perfect for:
Roasting your dad, uncle, or future self
Anyone who’s said, “Wait, lemme get my readers”
Celebrating the ancient art of the long-arm squint
