“SHOPLIFTER” Tee
Allegedly.
Bold. Branded. Boldly branded.
This tee does the talking so you don’t have to—mainly because security already clocked you at the door. The quotation marks? Irony. Probably. Or a legal disclaimer.
Perfect for:
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People who definitely kept the receipt
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Serial returners with main character syndrome
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That one friend who calls it “lifting the economy”
100% cotton. 0% guilt.
Oversized fit for easier concealment (of opinions, not merch… obviously).
