Priority Package Tee
Signed, sealed, barely coping.
Slap this label on your chest and call it what it is: a special delivery from your past self, packed tight with poor choices, oversharing, and humour as the only bubble wrap.
Featuring a black-and-white mock shipping label stamped with:
"TO: Future Me
FROM: Past Me
CONTAINS: Trauma masked with humour
HANDLE WITH CAUTION"
Perfect for:
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Walking red flags with tracking numbers
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People who laugh through therapy
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Anyone who's ever texted "lol I'm fine" and meant the opposite
