Phill Myassup Tee Bold. Unhinged. Unapologetically immature.
This shirt doesn’t whisper. It shouts. Loud block letters deliver the perfect setup to a name you absolutely should not say out loud in front of your mum. Designed for chaos agents who weaponize wordplay like a sport.
Perfect for:
Public disturbances with friends
Bachelor parties, school reunions, court dates
Anyone who’s been asked to “leave the premises” at least once
100% cotton. 100% inappropriate. Wear with confidence. Or shame. Probably both.
