This bold, blocky shirt is a trap—and you know it. Designed for maximum chaos and zero subtlety, the “Mike Ox Small” tee is perfect for anyone who loves a good verbal ambush and lives for secondhand embarrassment.
Perfect for:
Juvenile humour connoisseurs
Friends who can’t be trusted in public
Anyone who peaked in Year 9 and stayed there proudly
100% cotton. 0% maturity. Oversized to fit your ego and the consequences.
