Lick My Taint Tee
100% cotton. 100% unwelcome at family BBQs.
Subtlety? Never met her.
This shirt doesn’t whisper, it growls — and what it’s saying is deeply unholy.
With warped typography that makes you squint before you cry, this tee invites confusion, confrontation, and probably a few lawsuits. Wear it on a date, to therapy, or straight to hell. Up to you.
Perfect for:
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Banned Tinder bios
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People who say “I have no filter” like it’s a flex
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Leaving absolutely zero to the imagination
