Front: “the chances of getting kicked off a plane are slim” Back: A regal fast-food crown. A cursed red gremlin. And the haunting truth: “BUT NEVER ZERO”
This shirt captures that perfect blend of chaotic travel energy, late-night burger runs, and bad decisions made 35,000 feet in the air. Equal parts anxiety and swagger, it's a wearable warning label for anyone who’s almost behaved in public.
Ideal for:
Flight risk energy
Goblin mode frequent flyers
People who clap when the plane lands… ironically
WARNING: May increase chances of getting seated near the toilet
