Behold the J.F. PENNEDY Tee—a glorious fever dream where JFK’s cousin twice-removed sells you khakis at a department store with unsettling patriotism. Featuring a mashup of JFK’s face, a bottle of pen ink(?), two bald eagles, and the ghost of JCPenney’s clearance rack, this shirt has absolutely no business being this iconic.
Perfect for:
Fourth of July cookouts where no one’s sure what side you're on
Fans of presidential merch, but like... ironically
Anyone who’s ever wondered what happens when AI dreams in denim
Details:
100% cotton freedom
Unisex fit — fits left, right, and totally off the grid
Machine wash cold, like your takes on history
Red, white, and what-the-hell. This is America, baby.
