JAILWALLET

The Jail Wallet Tee

Ever heard of high security for low stakes? Enter: The Jail Wallet Tee—your unofficial, wildly inappropriate ode to keeping things... secure in the back end.

Featuring an image of a gate locking up absolutely nothing, this shirt is a bold wink to anyone familiar with the term “jail wallet” (and if you know, you know). With the caption “Let’s Just Say it’s SAFE NOW,” it turns subtle innuendo into maximum chaos.

Why it goes in hard:

• Perfect for butt plug connoisseurs and prison wallet philosophers

• Says “tight security” without saying tight security

• Not TSA-approved—but spiritually protected

Specs:

• 100% cotton, breathable where it counts

• Unisex fit for every kind of smuggler

• Wash cold, like your sense of shame

Lock it down. Clench with pride. It’s safe now.