You ever log into a kid’s game just to mentally check out? Meet Club Penjamin—a puffed-out pink menace who’s been hitting the pen harder than the ban hammer on Club Penguin. Eyes half open, morals fully closed.
This shirt isn’t for children. It’s for the survivors of childhood internet addiction who now vape through the trauma.
Details:
100% cotton, 100% clouded
High-res print of one fried fluffball
Unisex fit for all ex-Club Penguin users
Works at music festivals, vape stores, and intervention circles
